Author Topic: Would You Remarry?  (Read 2451 times)

Offline Beetle

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Would You Remarry?
« on: July 24, 2010, 06:59:11 AM »
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "S**T!"
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Re: Would You Remarry?
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 05:36:33 AM »
 lol lolhahaha!
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Re: Would You Remarry?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 08:38:38 AM »
 :ROFL:
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Rite On!
She was bound to find out anywho.
 lol


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Re: Would You Remarry?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 08:58:08 PM »
 lol left-handers are great
Rob


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