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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2007, 05:05:39 PM »
I also knew I was in big trouble . These weren't just any ordinary pygmy statues . They were fertility gods . I didn't need to be any more fertile than I already was .
Maybe I can trade them for something at my next civilization stop .
In the meantime I think I will take this trail over here . Seems to me , my friend Harvey Kawasaki lives somewhere along this trail . He's a 5'6'' rabbit with epicanthic folds around his eyes . Has a killer red Yamaha cruiser .
Well we be meandering down this way until ................
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2007, 01:44:52 PM »
I stumbled over a small hole in the trail. As I picked myself up I noticed small tracks leading away from the spot where I had tripped.

The tracks were not like anything I had ever seen before. They reminded me of Harvey's tracks but much smaller. I began to follow them to investigate, fearing for Harvey's wellbeing and knowing of his unstable molecular condition. :045:

As I walked along I began to notice an odd assortment of Tupperware (?) along the path and small bits of what looked like hamburger wrappers just tossed to and fro... :017:

Suddenly, without warning I came upon a large furry duuba-flethcher wearing a latex jumpsuit singing to the stars! :o

There was a bit of super-sauce on his chin (from the burgers?) and he looked very odd because as we all know, duuba-fletchers only ever wear cotton jumpsuits with neck scarves. :018:

He noticed me as I strolled up to him and quickly asked me if I would like to split a burger... I politely declined (Mom always taught us to avoid sharing food with duuba-fletchers as you never know if they wash their hands :P) but I did ask where he got the cool latex jumpsuit?

He purred a bit and then said it was a gift from Harvey Kawasaki, who was supposed to meet him but was strangely late..!
I began to think about those awesome fertility goddesses :007: wishing I had one of them with me when suddenly, out of the darkness....!






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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2007, 07:11:57 AM »
I saw this green ball of light, it was sort of shimmering and wavering above the ground... I probably should have been a bit frightened,  :Drogar-Scared(LBG): but strangely I wasn't, this peaceful feeling washed over me, circled me, and I felt so blissful and happy, and light... I had to touch the light, nothing could stop me as I walked toward it, arms outstretched, it was calling to me, drawing me in, and as I got closer the green light began to shift and swirl and take form, still I moved forward, and just as I got to the light, fingers almost touching the now forming figure I realized it was not a light at all, I realized it was...
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2007, 07:28:45 PM »
a giant , pulsating Cannabis leaf ..............
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2007, 07:36:05 PM »
I quickly thought... Should I eat it? or Roll it up? Or should I try to make some money? Puzzled... I started to recall the :dreamin:  I had last night... If I could only remember up to this part, today is happening just like the dream. But it gets really foggy around the green lights...
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2007, 07:49:37 PM »
Alas, with a great mental concentration, reminiscent of dropping a deuce, I remember that the light was not a pulsating cannabis leaf, but instead a shape shifting demon. This demon shows itself as your hearts desire, in order to lure you into its evil clutches. Yes my friends this demon was a succubus. 

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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #51 on: May 20, 2007, 07:52:41 PM »
bottle of Visine- I then opened it and added a few drops in each eye. Then, and only then I..
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2007, 04:03:08 PM »
put in my contacts, scratched my bum and got up from the recliner.

I then reached forward and turned of the telly. And now for something completly different :drink: :Doh:
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2007, 05:02:07 PM »
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2007, 06:05:16 PM »
I  laughed and thought what a strange ass movie then I heard a familiar sound. What is that..it sounds like my bus horn. I quickly opened the door but a blinding green light stopped me from seeing. The sound of the horn was getting closer..I cupped my hands above my eyes to block the green light...

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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2007, 08:54:04 AM »
It was a beautiful woman dressed in a bright green sequence dress blowing a new years horn. The sequence reflected the green light into my eyes ever so brightly, nearly blinding... She looked like she is ready to party and was walking right to my doorstep.
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2007, 03:00:07 PM »
"Good Evening." she said , "I'm with the FBI , Fuller Brush Incorporated ." ...............
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2007, 06:09:11 PM »
My name is Harvie Kawasaki, let me show you my wares.... :nana: :nana:
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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2007, 06:45:04 PM »
geeze..I'm still stoned   :028:  or Harvey looks mighty fine in that dress :Drogar-Love(LBG): . Out of curiosity I decide to invite Harvey in to see his wares. I take his suitcase and put it up on the table hoping for some nice brush samples. Harvey slowly opens the lid while never taking his eyes off of me. I gasp   :s13: and step back trembling when I saw.....

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Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2007, 03:05:01 AM »
A stuffed dummy.... :eusa_doh:...The mans a ventriloquist....He starts off with some awfull Mickey Mouse like impersination while hes got his hand stuffed up that poor fluffy ducks...you know what...

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