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Offline MMac

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Its great to be Scottish!
« Reply #195 on: October 25, 2010, 05:23:51 AM »
A Scotsman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the
subway. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they
all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Englishman  has a big
red handprint on his face.

The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me,
but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him".

The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves on
that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."

The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Scotsman must have went for the
blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"

The Scotsman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I
can wallop that English f#cker again".

It's GREAT to be Scottish.
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