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Title: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on May 10, 2006, 09:08:57 PM
Ok So I am going to start a story.
Story rules-
No killing, no dieing, the story allways goes on... no major trauma, bloody events...

Ok and I diddnt take all the fun out of it   :s9:
You can add your part to this story by going to this URL- http://www.lovemybus.com/forum/index.php?topic=180.0

Here Goes,
Today I woke up, in a strange State. I was lying in the back of an old VW Bus, the sun started to peek out and was warming the inside rapidly. I think to myself, Im not sure if it was the heat itself, or the drip of sweat that initially woke me, but im awake now. What am I doing, and where is the door handle?
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Dj:Eep on May 10, 2006, 09:52:38 PM
Where is the door???
Breathe...It's right there.  The acid is still dancing through my brain.  Even after a few hours of sleep. Was it hours? or minutes?  Funny thing, time....time.....funny word, time....time time time....tee-may.....Shit... Where are my keys?  Wait, you aren't driving anywhere for a while...  It's been a long time since I've tripped like this.  I feel like I'm 17 again.  Age is only time...tee-may...hehehe.  I need coffee.........   Where are my shoes?
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Wizzard on May 11, 2006, 03:09:41 AM
Wow man , forget the shoes , where the hell are my clothes ?
It all comes back to me now somewhat . I remember going to a party up the street . And that fine little senorita and we all got high and one thing let to another , must of left my clothes there and walked naked to the bus and crashed . And what's this on my head ? Damn , it's a lacey pink thong .
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: captnbilly on May 11, 2006, 06:10:44 AM
if I could just remember what happened, i get so spaced out on the electric, all is illusion, reality shimmers like ripples in time, what was she like? where is that thong? Holy Leary, this thing is big enough to fit a beer keg!
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Recycle on May 11, 2006, 08:20:24 AM
Is this a joke, someone is playing on me? Because I know I would not be having sex with some 300+ pounder. That's just not what im into, I prefer more slender woman, not to skinny, but just right.
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: McT on May 11, 2006, 11:44:47 AM
Christ its dark in here..... my head... damn strichnin in those tabs......,  it stinks what is that awfull stench??....... have to open the blind.....whada f****...whos that nasty fat guy shaving in my wing mirror?... Hes wearing a goddam dress....
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Dj:Eep on May 11, 2006, 04:15:17 PM
Why did i let them convince me to come to a party in San Francisco???  "Hey!!! Shave in someone else's bubble!!! and those shoes totally clash with that dress, honey!!!" 

Wait, those are my shoes... and s/he looks to be about 300 pounds...........nooooooooo................
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Wizzard on May 11, 2006, 06:11:24 PM
And then I woke up .whew it was all a very strange illusion . Thank heavens . Gotta quit smoking the KGB thru that electric bong . Especially after ingesting 27 mushrooms . Strangest trip I've ever been on . Must of been those damn taquitos I had when i got the munchies . Where is the nearest Starbucks ?
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Dj:Eep on May 11, 2006, 07:18:57 PM
Can't go to the one on Main.... Not after the noodle incident :s13:
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: captnbilly on May 12, 2006, 06:28:04 AM
yes, YES!, that's it! fire up ishmael and head down to the discordian temple for a fnord clearing before mistress wikipedia initiates the dis-molecular cycle. holy cheech, blessed chong, where did I put that helmet thong?
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: McT on May 12, 2006, 09:49:22 AM
cccchhhhhh....cchhhhhhhhh...chhh.....ch...chhh.ch!...Damn..... batteries flat again.....what a trip...where am I exactly...this dont look like the Golden Gate park....... AHA a ligter... FFFFF....AHHHHHH.... thats better........suck...........thhhhoooo ( smoke rings)....thooooo.......Gees was I goin somewhere??...Ah nevermind.......thooooo
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Dj:Eep on May 12, 2006, 10:16:06 AM
wooooooop! weepwoop! :police: Shit....
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: McT on May 12, 2006, 01:09:31 PM
OH No its the pigs!.....shit ....wheres my stash?.........goddam.......green lights.....blue lights..........f**k--ERRR.... im out of it man........"Sorry officer did you you say drivers licence?".....Yeah sure..... Errrr.....ahemmm.......I mean....(F**K...now ikm a gonner)......One minute dude........AHA (TWIST THE KEY!).......CCCCHHHH.......CCCCHHHHHH...(engine noise)....VROOOOM:::VROOOOOMMMM::::S.EE YA M****R F*****R......!!!!!....VROOOOOOOMMMMMMMM............
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Dj:Eep on May 15, 2006, 07:34:34 PM
Good thing I put that turbo'd 2.3 in the bus!  ::trees whizzing by:: There's 25th, I'll lose them in the Avenues.  ::houses whizzing by:: I think they're gone and there's a Starbucks. Nice...

::2 doublemochachaipacchinos later::

What is that peice of paper under my wiper? Well it ain't a ticket so let's see.  009 distributor defective? Missing Spring? Lloyd who? Huh???? Weird... At least it wasn't an offer to buy my "Vanagon"
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Recycle on May 18, 2006, 10:53:39 AM
Well, I will have to deal with this paper later as I really need to catch some sleep. I remember a nice little camping spot out in the woods past the old graveyard. I remember some old and young hippies used to hang there, I am sure they wouldnt mind me pulling the bus up and camping out for a bit while the heat cools off.
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: McT on May 19, 2006, 07:51:37 AM
:Musico el transisto el Jimmy: ".....I was in a room full o mirrors............ chingkachink.............an all i could see was me.........bawaahhh......."   :s3:   ....Hmmmm ahhhhhh......thats  better.......the open road......jimmy..........no cops no kids and nothin but cows, grass, trees and winding roads.......shes purring ,like a cat.......this is what its all about......  : graveyard goin by:   .......  : buses in the distance :  COOL! THe hippy haunt........Time to get lit, unloaded and laid down.....
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Wizzard on May 31, 2006, 06:00:47 PM
Cruisin' along remembering the mirrors with those multiple images of self (http://www.wagesloft.net/wizzard/images/3jons.jpg)
Whew what a trip .
Anyway here we are , theres a nice tree to park under , just me and my dog Snow . (http://www.wagesloft.net/wizzard/images-nu/Snow.jpg)
Well time to kick back burn a little incense and light the candle and roll another one .
We'll see what tomorrow brings .
(http://www.wagesloft.net/wizzard/images/wjspray.gif)
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Recycle on June 01, 2006, 02:32:52 PM
Starting to set up camp, I encounter the poptop sticking again, why doesnt this thing just go up like it's supposed to? Perhaps I should get some WD-40, where did I put that bottle? Scavaging around, Aye it's under the jump seat... I remember the last time I used it now, I was trying to free up the lock on that old storage shed...
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: McT on June 14, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
AHA!! The storage shed...yaye yaye...now I rember i got that old metal box from there...the one thats locked......well maybe I can open it here when no ones around......it might make a bit of noise......:scuffle:....here it is behind the passenger seat....:fhooo:...thats it blown all the dust off....this looks real old wonder whats in it.......could be my lucky day.......
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Recycle on June 27, 2006, 01:59:54 PM
How can I get into this thing, I remember trying a screwdriver before I gave up on it? humm...  :p7:
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Wizzard on June 27, 2006, 02:41:20 PM
Aha , in my small leather coin purse I have a safety pin and in my other pocket I have a wee Swiss type pocket knife I got from the Railroad . Between the two I just may be able to open this box .
20 minutes later ..................................
I have it open and lo and behold look what's inside ...........................
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Dj:Eep on June 27, 2006, 06:53:24 PM
It's the recipes for the Colonel's Chicken and Bushes Baked Beans! And what's this? A NOS thermostat? Sweeeet...
Title: Re: Story Time!
Post by: Recycle on February 10, 2007, 04:26:06 PM
I am so excited I have found these recipes I am quite hungry. Perhaps some of these guys in the big hippie bus next to me have some of the ingredients. I am going to head over there and see...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 10, 2007, 07:24:11 PM
Well, all they had was some kidney beans and tofu. Not bad but I still have the munchies.

Wait, what is the sign over there near the horizon..? White Castle?
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: zozo on February 10, 2007, 09:34:17 PM
Too bad they had just locked the door when I got there.  Damn.  But wait, the back door opened and in the pie shaped beam of light that crossed the parking lot there walked a waitress.  She wasn't what you'd call beautiful, but she was here, and so was I.  I asked her if it was possible that she could score me some goods from the stock room, as I was mighty hungry.  Sadly, she couldn't.  I didn't let that stop me, I mean I was really hungry.  Funny thing it is, how people smell like their work place.  As best as I could tell, she was a greasy burger, fries, and a side of chili.  I had some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti in the bus.  My mouth started to water and my hand instinctively went to my.................
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on February 12, 2007, 03:25:25 AM
Door handle...I opened the door and jumped out. The waitress jumped back startled and quivering. Realising that i hadnt brushed my teeth for a day or so, I found myself sympathising with her. At a second glance she was kind of appealing, long blonde hair that hugged her shoulders, ruby red lipstick and a body that looked damn fine in that uniform.

A last ditch attempt at getting into that stock room, i started putting down "The moves"....I saw a glimt of fire in her eye....a wonky smile on those ruby red lips, it was working! At last a REAL woman falling for my chat up lines....

Suddenly before I knew it we were writhing around on the floor, I was on my back, the waitress straddled over me........She started to kiss me.......HANG ON...whats this? My lips bleeding......Ouch......for F**Ks sake...ahhhhgghhhhh....

When I came to I was being dragged down some stairs feet first into a dark, dingy basement, my head pouring with blood.........
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: mysterybus on February 12, 2007, 06:40:10 PM
I kept telling my self that this must be a part of my bad trip...but no, I am sober,  I feel the warmth of the blood leaking from my head.  I feel it as it cools and becomes sticky on my skin.  I feel the Bump Bump of my body sliding helplessly down the stairs into...into what?  A basement?  No this floor is dirt and the walls are stone.  WHere am I?  where is she taking me?  A cave?  As I came too even more and the cob webs cleared from my aching head I could see strange writing, symbols, on the wall of what must be a cave deep under the seemeingly mundane burger joint.  Some of the symbols were vaguely familiar.  I had read about them some time ago while camping in the woods with some self proclimed occultists...I had read about them but thought it was all a joke, an urban legend but no, here I am bloody and in what was obviously an ancient cave with hooded figures all around.  My god!  Their teeth!  I look around and can not believe what I see.  SHe dropped me on the ground in front of the hooded figures hungry and bleeding.  Ouch!  My lip is split in two!  My cheeks are gashed, This can't be...they can not be real but they are I see them...Vampires, not the mythical undead, but everyday people that live in the daylight but by night feed on the blood of others...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Dj:Eep on February 13, 2007, 11:32:05 AM
And to the front of the crowd slinked none other than Oprah! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on February 13, 2007, 12:19:49 PM
(now I am very frightened)
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 14, 2007, 06:01:34 AM
And she was saying quietly but with great power "Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise..?"
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 17, 2007, 06:01:41 PM
"Tom, Tom, may I please have a cookie?" ???
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on February 17, 2007, 06:24:33 PM
Tom?....I felt my face...arrrrghhh...a plastic nose....I had turned into TOM CRUISE...but how??

Opera looked at me and said " Your late for the meeting Tom.....youve got a mass to hold and as the church was burnt down in LA we have lots to get organised O great leader"

Church?..Leader?..hmm...could get to liking this.."Have a cookie Opera.......**Opera chomps away**
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on February 21, 2007, 05:56:33 PM
Just then a bright light peirced the room and my perception. All of a sudden Opera was beneath me...the crowd, the building...everything was fading....I felt good, better than id felt for ages.......I started to think about my childhood, everything so clear infront of me.....I felt a presence......a warm sensation filled my body....I heard a voice.......God?
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 21, 2007, 06:06:37 PM
As my eyes grew acustomed to the light I saw... Leah Thompson as a teen just like in Back to The Future1.

I looked over to the mirror on the wall and I had turned into Michael J Fox! Cool! But I was still not wearing my pants and that whole Biff thing was coming up... Leah sure looked good, right up until her mother screamed for her and I fell on my face putting my pants on...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on February 23, 2007, 06:20:09 PM
Only to wake up in a pool of ...................
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: zozo on February 23, 2007, 07:12:51 PM
.....water.  Holy crap, why am I lying here in a ditch, in stinky water?  The traffic sounds are making me head hurt, and the bright lights sure as hell arean't helping the matter.  Good Lord my head hurts.  What the hell.....OUCH!...better not touch it any more.  Those are some of the strangest dreams I've ever had. Why is my bus up on a jack?...now it's coming back.....The damn wrench must've slipped off the axle nut and hit me in the head.  Damnit!  That's the last time I do that.  Next time I'm not leaving the house without having a ...................
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 24, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
better tool with me, Good Night! That hurts!

(leans back against the bus in a relaxing position) well, it could be worse. At least I have this doob to help feel better about all of it. (places between lips and draws in as he lights it with a match) Mmm, that is tasty..
Suddenly a bright light is overhead shining down on the section of road and I hear a feminine voice say "can I have a toke please?" Instantly the Hawaiian Tropic girls are beamed down in front of me and clamoring for the doob.

I instantly become aware of my tacky appearance from the ditch etc and attempt to straighten my hair etc.

"Unh, here ladies it's Thai" I say as I hold my hand out. At that very moment just of to my right....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on February 24, 2007, 05:32:05 PM
..... a small posse of female pygmies carrying carved bowls of peanut sauce on their heads and marching toward us . I sure hope they don't want any of this doob cause there just isn't enough to go around . Oh well I think I will just kick back with these lovely Hawaiian Tropic honeys and see where this leads ...........
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 24, 2007, 05:36:48 PM
..... a small posse of female pygmies carrying carved bowls of peanut sauce on their heads and marching toward us . I sure hope they don't want any of this doob cause there just isn't enough to go around . Oh well I think I will just kick back with these lovely Hawaiian Tropic honeys and see where this leads ...........

 :043: :043: BIG TIME!! :045:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on February 24, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
 :046: Im pissing myself with laughter here..... :eusa_clap:.....someone lead on!
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on February 24, 2007, 07:46:52 PM
Well, the Tropic ladies were getting relaxed and started dancing around.

Meanwhile the pygmies began march back and forth in unison as a drill tea would. There was a troop of spray painted cats following the pygmies trying to dip their sandwiches in the peanut sauce bowls, but everytime they would get close the pygmy in question would spin or turn sharply and upset the aim of the decorated cat which would end up doing a somersault to avoid not looking cool. So for 40 minutes or so we had quite a floor show out there on Rt 66.

Every once in a while one of the HT ladies would try to grab at a cat but they were very well trained and would avoid the grasp with some type of gymnastic move. I'm thinking" Damn, that is some good weed" when the light overhead reappears and suddenly the Hawaiian Tropic gals are gone just like that!
A loudspeaker somewhere shouts out "come see these gals in person at the Sands in Vegas boys!" and the light is gone. Sounds a bit like Donald Trump I think..?

Well the voice totally freaks out the pygmies who have pretty much run out of peanut sauce and the cats all get into a nice  '65 green and white deluxe and bomb off into the night. One of the smaller and clumsier Pygmy's is left behind so she and I finish the roach and sit down against the bus. She begins to wink at me and smile...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on February 24, 2007, 08:39:09 PM
And says ; "If you need anything big boy ,  just whistle . You do know how to whistle , don't you big boy ? You just put your lips together and blow ..........
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on February 24, 2007, 08:55:37 PM
wow im stoned...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on March 07, 2007, 04:40:43 PM
wow im stoned...
Which is exactly what the last pygmy lap dancer said as I snuck away from her . My tendency to continue searching for what lays around the next bend was leading me away from this present scenerio ............
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on March 09, 2007, 08:20:12 AM
I was excited when one of the pygmies handed me these statues of pigmies...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on March 09, 2007, 05:05:39 PM
I also knew I was in big trouble . These weren't just any ordinary pygmy statues . They were fertility gods . I didn't need to be any more fertile than I already was .
Maybe I can trade them for something at my next civilization stop .
In the meantime I think I will take this trail over here . Seems to me , my friend Harvey Kawasaki lives somewhere along this trail . He's a 5'6'' rabbit with epicanthic folds around his eyes . Has a killer red Yamaha cruiser .
Well we be meandering down this way until ................
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on March 13, 2007, 01:44:52 PM
I stumbled over a small hole in the trail. As I picked myself up I noticed small tracks leading away from the spot where I had tripped.

The tracks were not like anything I had ever seen before. They reminded me of Harvey's tracks but much smaller. I began to follow them to investigate, fearing for Harvey's wellbeing and knowing of his unstable molecular condition. :045:

As I walked along I began to notice an odd assortment of Tupperware (?) along the path and small bits of what looked like hamburger wrappers just tossed to and fro... :017:

Suddenly, without warning I came upon a large furry duuba-flethcher wearing a latex jumpsuit singing to the stars! :o

There was a bit of super-sauce on his chin (from the burgers?) and he looked very odd because as we all know, duuba-fletchers only ever wear cotton jumpsuits with neck scarves. :018:

He noticed me as I strolled up to him and quickly asked me if I would like to split a burger... I politely declined (Mom always taught us to avoid sharing food with duuba-fletchers as you never know if they wash their hands :P) but I did ask where he got the cool latex jumpsuit?

He purred a bit and then said it was a gift from Harvey Kawasaki, who was supposed to meet him but was strangely late..!
I began to think about those awesome fertility goddesses :007: wishing I had one of them with me when suddenly, out of the darkness....!






Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on May 15, 2007, 07:11:57 AM
I saw this green ball of light, it was sort of shimmering and wavering above the ground... I probably should have been a bit frightened,  :Drogar-Scared(LBG): but strangely I wasn't, this peaceful feeling washed over me, circled me, and I felt so blissful and happy, and light... I had to touch the light, nothing could stop me as I walked toward it, arms outstretched, it was calling to me, drawing me in, and as I got closer the green light began to shift and swirl and take form, still I moved forward, and just as I got to the light, fingers almost touching the now forming figure I realized it was not a light at all, I realized it was...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on May 20, 2007, 07:28:45 PM
a giant , pulsating Cannabis leaf ..............
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on May 20, 2007, 07:36:05 PM
I quickly thought... Should I eat it? or Roll it up? Or should I try to make some money? Puzzled... I started to recall the :dreamin:  I had last night... If I could only remember up to this part, today is happening just like the dream. But it gets really foggy around the green lights...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: GostaBerling on May 20, 2007, 07:49:37 PM
Alas, with a great mental concentration, reminiscent of dropping a deuce, I remember that the light was not a pulsating cannabis leaf, but instead a shape shifting demon. This demon shows itself as your hearts desire, in order to lure you into its evil clutches. Yes my friends this demon was a succubus. 

Finally that acid I dropped in high school has paid off with dreams full of foreshadowing. With my new found knowledge I crept up to the demon and removed from my pack a...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on May 20, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
bottle of Visine- I then opened it and added a few drops in each eye. Then, and only then I..
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on May 23, 2007, 04:03:08 PM
put in my contacts, scratched my bum and got up from the recliner.

I then reached forward and turned of the telly. And now for something completly different :drink: :Doh:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on May 23, 2007, 05:02:07 PM
 :LMAO:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: ima_slo1 on May 25, 2007, 06:05:16 PM
I  laughed and thought what a strange ass movie then I heard a familiar sound. What is that..it sounds like my bus horn. I quickly opened the door but a blinding green light stopped me from seeing. The sound of the horn was getting closer..I cupped my hands above my eyes to block the green light...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on June 12, 2007, 08:54:04 AM
It was a beautiful woman dressed in a bright green sequence dress blowing a new years horn. The sequence reflected the green light into my eyes ever so brightly, nearly blinding... She looked like she is ready to party and was walking right to my doorstep.
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on June 12, 2007, 03:00:07 PM
"Good Evening." she said , "I'm with the FBI , Fuller Brush Incorporated ." ...............
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on June 12, 2007, 06:09:11 PM
My name is Harvie Kawasaki, let me show you my wares.... :nana: :nana:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: ima_slo1 on June 12, 2007, 06:45:04 PM
geeze..I'm still stoned   :028:  or Harvey looks mighty fine in that dress :Drogar-Love(LBG): . Out of curiosity I decide to invite Harvey in to see his wares. I take his suitcase and put it up on the table hoping for some nice brush samples. Harvey slowly opens the lid while never taking his eyes off of me. I gasp   :s13: and step back trembling when I saw.....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on June 13, 2007, 03:05:01 AM
A stuffed dummy.... :eusa_doh:...The mans a ventriloquist....He starts off with some awfull Mickey Mouse like impersination while hes got his hand stuffed up that poor fluffy ducks...you know what...

It was then that I noticed he had a....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: ima_slo1 on June 13, 2007, 03:34:47 PM
It was then I noticed he had a ...vision problem.  If memory serves me correctly Mickey was not a fluffy duck and why would a rabbit wear a green sequined dress with tennis shoes  :017: :018: ?   Finally I am starting to....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on June 13, 2007, 06:38:11 PM
........see a 3D Hologram of a pygmy lap dancer glimmering in the air before my eyes and ..........
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: McT on September 16, 2007, 12:28:37 PM
Just then the sun blistered through the nylon curtains on my bus, i scratched my sunburnt hair and dandruff fell onto my shoulder. Wow- this bus is like a ride on a helter skelter- you get twisted around and turned inside out and land real rough. "I really need some starbucks coffee" hell i need some now. I figured the road trip needed less excitement a while and i needed to wash that cactus offa my tongue, so i twisted the key and fired up and headed off for a little town about 4 miles down the road .....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on September 17, 2007, 05:07:30 AM
and I was almost there, I saw the city limits sign, and standing right in front of it was a black mutt of a dog wearing a poncho and holding a sign in his paw that read "Need ride to Vegas", I pulled the bus over and opened the door. The dog jumped in, shook himself and extended his paw and said ," W0w man, I thought I'd never get a ride, name is Charlie." Had I been on the road too long? What was happening? I looked again to my right and there he was, paw still stuck out, so I shook his paw. He then settled back into the seat, gave himself a good scratch behind the ear and began to tell a tale that I will never forget...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Wizzard on September 17, 2007, 03:23:01 PM
He began by telling me that he started out from St. Pete , Florida in a boxcar that had an opened door .Got about 400 miles before the train was getting switched over to a Northern route . Got out in the yard when the switch crew was busy at the other end of the train and moseyed on down the road until he saw a truck stop .
Looking over all the trucks , he spied a car hauler with several vintage cars and amongst them was an early bay window bus with the rear hatch glass missing . So he took a running leap and settled down inside the bus only to find himself awakening an hour later and that the bus was being off loaded a measly 90 miles later .
At which point ...........................
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: GostaBerling on September 17, 2007, 03:53:18 PM
Charlie found himself at a crossroads. He had come to far to turn back but still a nagging bit of doubt pulled at him like a 5year old tugging at his mother's sleeve. Had he done the right thing? Should he have stayed in Florida? Charlie knew himself to be special, I mean come on how many literate talking dogs are on this planet anyways. Couldn't be more than a paw full at best.

Resetting his resolve to leave his past failures behind, he straightened his poncho and set forth at a trot into the fading sun but was soon surprised by........
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on October 15, 2007, 03:49:19 PM
a 1954 Studebaker being piloted by the largest clove of garlic ever seen! Charlie thought to himself Damn, the tab must have hit me finally..!
As he looked around he noticed the gigantic candy cane trees and the flying pygmy lap dancers chasing the flying cats... :eek:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on October 16, 2007, 03:10:02 AM
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Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Busaholic on October 19, 2007, 07:11:11 PM
But he wasn't afraid of cats or candy cane for that matter, so he made his way forward parting the thick fog with his hands.  I've been here before, he thinks as he recalls the lap dance that made him woozy to begin with.  Was that a mickey I drank, or MDMA?  Either way, he was begining to lose conciousness as his tongue drooped across the floor.  He had never seen a bar from this angle before, nor tasted floor like this. Was that boot polish, or bearing grease?  Just as his eyes began to close, he felt a very cold sensation on the seat of his pants.........and that's when he realized that.................
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on October 25, 2007, 07:45:33 AM
he was lying in a snowbank, now he was really confused and more than a little frightened. He got up, shook off, and inspected his paws for frostbite. Seems he had been there awhile, the snow was all melted around him. He looked around and spotted an all night diner and motel. Lined up in front of the place were vw's buses of all kinds! He gave himself a pinch, was he dreaming? And there, at the end of the line was the most beautiful 1971 vw bus he had ever laid eyes on, and leaning against it was a fox of a hound, her breath was curling up into the frosty night air, so Charlie straightened himself up and sauntered over and gave her his best line ...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: westy6789 on October 25, 2007, 08:03:50 AM
Say there sweet cakes, let me read your paw? She agrees shyly with a wink.

I see a fantastic journey ahead of you, a life changing experience is about to wrap itself around you and move you to new levels of Ecstasy and I am to be your guide. So grab my paw sugar shorts, lets rock!

As luck would have it Randy Carlson was cruising by in his bay window tank and he stopped to pick them up. "Bridget, where have you been?" He cried out as they scampered up and in the rig.

The back of the tank/bus had lots of soft cushions and a small bag of gourmet doggy treats. As they indulged, Bridget thought to herself "all we need now id some music"... :BanDance:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on March 19, 2009, 12:47:44 AM
As Randy is cruising down the road he searches through the stations until Bridget yells out, "Hey keep it there! I love this song!"
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: MMac on March 22, 2009, 03:16:57 PM
'VW bussing, VW bussing,
Its my baby. Its my VW bus, babe.
VW bus first all the time.
Sorry honey, you're second in line.'

"I just love that song. It really speaks to me", she yelled, over the noise of the clutch as I changed up a gear.

She waved out the window to the startled passers-by. Startled by the sight of a dog evidently singing to them.

Charlie said 'Great voice. X-Factor here we come!!'

(edited this cos first off, completely missed the post about Bridget being a dog.  :Doh:)
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Administrator on August 18, 2009, 08:38:39 PM
? huh ? Oh No... Not again... I know I did not just see another group of pygmies.
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Fastmc25 on August 19, 2009, 09:04:18 AM
It couldn't be..... :no:  That same small band of pigmy lap dancers has been following me for a while.......... Stranger yet is they are riding the flying cats........ What do they want? Why are they here? And what's with the blinking toe rings they are wearing.... each blinking a spectrum of colors....

Bridget turned to Charlie and ask" Can we loose them? Make this baby fly man........"  Charlie nods and with a thrust of the shifter and stomp on the pedal they were gone.... :steer:...  moving so fast they almost outrun the exhaust smell from the heater boxes............ toasty toes and a frosty winsdhield ............. as the moonlight glistens on the frosty edges of the glass.......the mood gets warmer as Bridget slides between the front seats.........................  :057:
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: MMac on August 20, 2009, 02:46:26 PM
'Damn!' she mutters as she slides through to the floor of the cab, 'Those high gloss leather seats will be the death of me!'
'Where you gone, Sugar?' yells Charlie.  'Down here, on the effin floor, you muffin,' shouts Bridget...

Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on June 21, 2010, 06:59:24 PM
Meanwhile back at the ranch, old johnny and pete were stirring up trouble...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Fastmc25 on June 21, 2010, 08:03:17 PM
Johnny looked at Pete and said " Who Dat?" ....... Pete glared into the early sunrise ..... "Looks like short people" replied Pete..... "Ewwww" he said... " Day got dem little creepy fingers........ Look like vie-anny sausages"... "creeps me out"....The little people proceeded to approach Pete and Johnnies current position.....  Johnny put a chaw of ole' Redman turbacky in his mouth and commenced stammering about..... Pete looked at Johnny and yelled " What the hells wrong with you boy...? Ain't you gonna offer me any?... Heck after having to wash your mamas bedpan out and scrub those messed up sheets for ya... you better share" ......... Johnny with low grumble passed his Redman to Pete.....  "What you little fellers want?" Johnny asked.... No reply.... " Yall Lost?" asked Pete.....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: fredomfghterbm on July 12, 2010, 08:12:35 PM
Well on the contrary we are looking for our cats, a group of pygmies lured them away from our ranch with peanut sauce.
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: MMac on October 25, 2010, 01:58:55 AM
"Dat's no right. No sense in dat" says Johnny, spitting to the side... "Dang varmints" replied Pete, firing up the bus.
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Fastmc25 on October 25, 2010, 04:58:55 AM
they piled in and off they drove .... combing the countryside hollering " Here KITTY KITTY KITTY" and splashing milk on the ground outside the bus...... Then as they rounded the corner at the edge of town they hear someone whistle and see a dude in a Tye-Dyed tank top, cutoffs and sandals..... His hair looked like a matted afro and was full of kitty litter.......

He said.....
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: youngman on February 24, 2011, 10:50:10 AM
"Hello there, By the look of the milk trail I think you boys are searching for some Cats".
Pete Responds, "Yes we are, want to help?"
Tommy(The Homeless Man) responds, "No but have these magic beans to help you."
Pete plants the beans and all of a sudden...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: Recycle on May 27, 2011, 09:12:17 PM
the ground begins to suddenly shake. His eyes grow large, and...
Title: Re: Story Time! Back from the past!
Post by: sisterearth on January 11, 2013, 08:08:39 PM
out sprouts a glorious pot plant, growing, unfurling in record speed, reaching higher and higher, all in minutes this bean was turning into the tallest, greenest, most unusual of plants, and huge buds instantly began shooting off the plant, Pete gave Johnny a lift up and Johnny began climbing this crazy plant, maybe if he got real high he could see where those dang kitties went off to. Pete yelled out to Tommy, "dis here ain't no magic bean...hell it's a magic seed!", and Tommy in awe of what was taking place before him, rubbed his eyes a few times, was this a flashback, did he take that whole vial of acid he had? What was happening?? Tommy was a bit confused, but Tommy was not stupid, he opened his pack and said, "hope you guys find those cool cats, I'm gonna take some of these buds, and split." Tommy loaded his pack full of green crystally buds, so many, he left behind his favorite sweatshirt behind to make room. As Tommy turned to walk away, the plant was still growing and growing, and Johnny was getting higher and higher, he threw some buds down to the short people and shouted down to Pete, "well I sure don't see no dang cats, but you won't believe this....